YEAH, YOU PALSY. YA KNOW WHAT YER LOOKIN' FOR. BREATH EASY. YA LIKE HARDBOIL. THE MEAN-STREETS: BAD GIRLS & ROUGH GENTS. FROM THE LUSHNESS OF MARLOWS CORRUPT LA BOULEVARDS AND THE TWO-FISTED ALLEYS OF MIKE HAMMER AND IRIS JOHANSEN TO THE CYNICS BLEAK LANDSCAPE OF HIMES NYPD DETECTIVE DUO, RUSKII COPPER RENKO and SWEDENS STEIG LARSSON. YA LIKE IT ALL, PALSY SO DO I -- WATCH YOUR BACK AND LOOK BELOW, FOR BEST-OF-THE-WEBS NOIR, CRIME AND HARDBOIL.

BEST OF WEB HARDBOIL

  1. The Colorblind Detective ... Classy hardboil from a different POV
  2. Hardboil Heaven... Survey of hardboil fiction: Pulp fiction magazine covers
  3. Thrilling Detective ...lowball homage to classic pulp-fiction mags of the 30s
  4. J. Pollack: dead by success ...bruising low-key PI
  5. quicky crime...selection from soft to hardboil
  6. some original crime shorts ...more samplings from the commercial domain
  7. some text material ...specializes in crime-fiction book-cover art
  8. Ch#one teaser from a book ...tough guy - - more needed
  9. Ficwad: Hardboil to cozy ...original writing
  10. eotw: pulp to cozy ... some new, some old
  11. crimebookjunkie ...review-site
  12. adammaxwell: Book reviews ...cozy and custard
  13. CrimeFictionLover: Book and movie reviews ...broad scope
  14. crimeculture: Book reviews ...Hi-brow: Some academic articles
  15. pulpcovers: Pulp-fiction art ...Bimbos hot from the 1930s
  16. thepulp.com ... crime & detective pulp, new and reviews
  17. BlackMask ... retro hardboil Gold - original stories
  18. criminal element ... reviews and original short crime fiction

BEST OF WEB NOIR

  1. HB history ...If you're reading worth a read
  2. Ennui ...noir erotica
  3. Reviews ...One of too many review websites
  4. 1st class review site ...Heavy on noir published art
  5. Random pulp fiction shorties ...Some excellent soft-boil to be discovered
  6. Cosy with a edge.....Classic style would gag Spillane
  7. Original short fiction ... with many crime and mystery submissions
  8. Cosy crime fiction.....clean layout or too clean
  9. Classy book review.....post-modern noir
  10. Cozy crime free downloads ....nice for the e-reader
  11. Gutenburg historica ......no roscoes
  12. FictionPress: Cozy amateur custard ... original writing links of many breeds
  13. ReidKemper: So many links, so little time ...original writing and links
  14. Tor: Black as hell ...isolated gem
  15. CFBlog: Noir book reviews ...academic slant
  16. beattoapulp: excellent .....reviews & original bloody pulp
  17. Twisted Noir.....beat yo ass
WEB MEAN STREETS? GOOD LUCK. THESE AIN'T MEAN STREETS PALSY, NEITHER ARE FLASHMOBS, ISIS or ALINSKY-INFECTED AGITSLUTS. NOT LIKE THE LAST CENTURY WHEN STREETS TAUGHT GRIFT NOT COLLEGES AND BABES 36s SHOT-YA-DEAD WITHOUT A GRIEF COUNCILOR. CAN'T BANG THE 16-YO NO MORE; AIN'T WOMEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY GOT. WHITE LUST LIKE RACE IS A CRIME SEZ-DA-LEZDEM AND PATHS TA GRIFT HAVE BECOME UNFORGIVING SLAUGHTER FREEWAYS.